While watching Harry Potter my mom walked in just in time to see Voldermont grace the screen. This fool yelled out, “OH WAIT! Isn’t that Beelzebub?!?! He whose name shall not be said? 1/2 point to Mommydore for trying. I mean she almost knew enough to not know know shit.
I want to plant a carnivorous garden at my new space. Place it near the compost pile so they can eat hardily.
Atlanta folk, due to a rainy forecast
The Malcolm X Festival has been postponed until the weekend of Juneteenth. See y’all then.
do this!! just post your favorite gif on this
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awesomephilia: Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
i’m bored and i wanna get my dick wet.
#92 - Choosing to die
kingjaffejoffer: This has been sitting in my drafts forever, I originally watched this documentary on April 15th, just hours before the Boston Bombings. But since everyone was acting all sad and shit I figured I would post it a few days later. Of course, I eventually forgot all about it and only remembered now because people are talking about suicide for whatever reason. Anyways, this guy...
eyan-j: Please stop telling your church cronies that I’ve been single for “far too long” and that they should come talk to me because I’m “heathen with a heart of gold.” This is really embarrassing at work.
These fools dun fucked around and gave me keys to a Dodge Ram 1500. Its high enough off the ground that I have pull my self up into the driver’s seat. But once i’m in…motherfucker I’m rolling.
who would be more likely to get some pussy, Gonzo or Animal?
i queefed during yoga class
scruffymacgoogler: I need someone to trace my jawline with they nipples.